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UGHHH!

TIME TO FUCKING RANT!

I’m sick of never being heard, no one ever fucking listening to me, and people fucking lying and doing things behind my back that they promised they wouldnt fucking do, and then when I bring it up, I GET FUCKING YELLED AT.

WHEN THE FUCK AM I GONNA BE TREATED FAIRLY! UGH I HAVENT BEEN THIS PISSED IN YEARS!!!

“Seriously, Humanity?” Episode One

Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for me to start posting my rants from facebook titled “Seriously, Humanity?” here on tumblr.

This episode of rantville is dedicated to overly complicated fursonas in the furry fandom.

I understand the desire for individualism, but some people are just plain off their rocker when it comes to making fursonas. Me? I’m a fox with gold and cream colored fur, no fancy genetics or extra body parts. Thats what makes me a furry, the animal within. What makes no sense to me is why people think the animal within is a six legged, four winged, triple cocked, cock-nippled, 10 foot tongued, hermaphroditic, boulder-boobed, seven colored, magical, five horned fox-bear-horse-taur-demon-wolf-gryphon. It gets to a point where other furries with more sensible fursonas have to ask- what the fuck is the purpose of all those limbs, colors, species, and genitals???

People, you do NOT need to be the most absurdly useless fur on the earth. Its just an eyesore.

Thanks for reading “Seriously, Humanity?” with your host, me. This episode is brought to you by GayFaggotsAssociatedActsOfDumbShitFuckYou LLC. (if you understand that reference, pat yourself on the back. Silently.)

slothtier: zacchyfoxxy: Pokeproblem Idea: People attempting to make funny pictures with pokemon tv show screenshots who cant spell to save their lives and have grammar so horrible that their internet access should be restricted until they go back to the first grade. excuse u mayb that was the whole point u ass I’m sorry that me choosing to speak, write, and type proper english offends you so much. This is the internet kiddo, I’m not judging you, I’m calling attention to the fact that spelling and grammar are suffering these days and I think promoting that is detrimental. And yes I have an ass, a very nice one. Just ask my husband.
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slothtier:

zacchyfoxxy:

Pokeproblem Idea:

People attempting to make funny pictures with pokemon tv show screenshots who cant spell to save their lives and have grammar so horrible that their internet access should be restricted until they go back to the first grade.

excuse u mayb that was the whole point u ass

I’m sorry that me choosing to speak, write, and type proper english offends you so much. This is the internet kiddo, I’m not judging you, I’m calling attention to the fact that spelling and grammar are suffering these days and I think promoting that is detrimental. And yes I have an ass, a very nice one. Just ask my husband.

Sex Survey. I will answer these completely honestly.

  • These seem more applicable to women but I would be happy to answer to the extent I can.

  • 1:

    Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

  • 2:

    Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why?

  • 3:

    A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

  • 4:

    Something that never fails to make you horny:

  • 5:

    Where is one place you would never have sex:

  • 6:

    The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

  • 7:

    Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

  • 8:

    What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

  • 9:

    What is the fastest way to make you horny:

  • 10:

    Top or bottom?

  • 11:

    We were about to have sex but then ________

  • 12:

    Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

  • 13:

    Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

  • 14:

    Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

  • 15:

    Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

  • 16:

    Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

  • 17:

    Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

  • 18:

    Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

  • 19:

    Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

  • 20:

    A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

  • 21:

    How big is too big:

  • 22:

    One sexual thing you would never do:

  • 23:

    Biggest turn on:

  • 24:

    Three spots that drive you insane:

  • 25:

    Worst possible time to get horny:

  • 26:

    Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

  • 27:

    Worst sexual idea you ever had:

  • 28:

    How much fapping is too much fapping:

  • 29:

    Best sexual complement you ever got:

  • 30:

    Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

  • 31:

    Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

  • 32:

    Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.

  • 33:

    What your favorite part of your body?

  • 34:

    Favorite foreplay activities:

  • 35:

    Love (>,<, or =) Sex?

  • 36:

    What do you wear to bed?

  • 37:

    When was the first time you masturbated:

  • 38:

    Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

  • 39:

    Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

  • 40:

    Have/would you ever have sex in public?

  • 41:

    Have/would you ever had a threesome?

  • 42:

    What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

  • 43:

    Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

  • 44:

    Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

  • 45:

    What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

  • 46:

    What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

  • 47:

    Most attractive celebrity?

  • 48:

    Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

  • 49:

    If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

  • 50:

    Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

  • 51:

    What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

  • 52:

    Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

  • 53:

    Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

  • 54:

    How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

  • 55:

    How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

  • 56:

    Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

  • 57:

    Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

  • 58:

    Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?)

  • 59:

    Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

  • 60:

    Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

  • 61:

    Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

  • 62:

    Do you watch porn?

  • 63:

    How small is too small?

  • 64:

    Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

  • 65:

    Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

  • 66:

    Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

  • 67:

    Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

  • 68:

    Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

  • 69:

    If you could give yourself head, would you?

  • 70:

    Booty or Boobs?

  • 71:

    If you had a penis, what would you name it?

  • 72:

    Have you ever been on an official date?

  • 73:

    Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

  • 74:

    If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

  • 75:

    Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

  • 76:

    How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

  • 77:

    What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina?

  • 78:

    If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

  • Ask me anything

kittypupgorawr: Insert pun: here’s a heart for vday, be my bloody valentine, etc. Late as hell but whatever. I guess you could call this a weird version of love but, that would just be because you don’t understand my hubby :3 frankly, I’d be creeped out but flattered by the romance of my husband giving me a beating heart because he loves me :3 its only creepy because its not inside someone’s chest.
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kittypupgorawr:

Insert pun: here’s a heart for vday, be my bloody valentine, etc.

Late as hell but whatever.

I guess you could call this a weird version of love but, that would just be because you don’t understand my hubby :3 frankly, I’d be creeped out but flattered by the romance of my husband giving me a beating heart because he loves me :3 its only creepy because its not inside someone’s chest.

kittypupgorawr: you have no idea how hard it is to find decent undies or pants T^T I don’t think he needs decent undies or pants…because seeing the outline of THIS in his pants is deliciously indecent >:3 and yes, this goes in my face and in my ass. All. The. Way.
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kittypupgorawr:

you have no idea how hard it is to find decent undies or pants T^T

I don’t think he needs decent undies or pants…because seeing the outline of THIS in his pants is deliciously indecent >:3 and yes, this goes in my face and in my ass. All. The. Way.
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